Monday, September 8

Hurricane Obama

“If you’ve got a gun in your house, I’m not taking it,’’ Obama said. But the Illinois senator could still see skeptics in the crowd, particularly on the faces of several men at the back of the room.

So he tried again. “Even if I want to take them away, I don’t have the votes in Congress,’’ he said. “This can’t be the reason not to vote for me. Can everyone hear me in the back? I see a couple of sportsmen back there. I’m not going to take away your guns.’’
In the northern hemisphere, Hurricanes spin counter clockwise. This poor guy just can't seem to spin his politics in the right direction.

Sen. Obama went on to say, "I'm sorry for getting enough super delegates to win the Democratic nomination for president, even though I know super delegates aren't pledged and have nothing to do with the voting majority in state primaries and caucuses. I didn't want to take the nomination from Hillary, the Democrats gave it to me. Please help me."

The October surprise comes in September when the Lizard Queen denies back room efforts to replace Biden and put her on the ballot. This is gettin' fun.